My earlier post on reaching 5000 spam comments captured by Akismet raised some interest, as several commenters with blogs of similar ages have suffered more like 30,000 spams and asked what my plugins were.
So, in approximate order of how they intercept spam, here they are:
Bad Behavior: This one stops spam before it reaches the blog, specifically the PHP focussed spambots. By reading their ’signatures’ and the use of blacklists, know spammers are prevented from accessing the comments section of your blog. This is an essential plugin, as aside from reducing spam from a few thousand a day down to dozens, it also prevents a massed spambot attack from taking your site offline.
More than one blogger that I’m aware of has been taken down by their host because a spambot attack was putting too great a strain on their shared server.
Simple Spam Filter: This is the clincher I feel for reducing spam on your blog, as it’s configurable by you, and is fully adaptive when spammers change their tactics. It comes with a list of simple spam words, which if it reads in the comment, will then challenge the commenter to prove they’re human by simply clicking a button to submit their comment. As a spambot won’t be able to confirm they’re human, the comment will get nuked.
The key here is that you can add to the list, either through just typing them in, or getting the filter to review your current spam folder, and then just selecting the words you want blacklisted. So, when the spammers had their recent bizarre attack of commenting ‘nice blog!’ or ‘Holy Tuesday!’ I just added the words ‘nice’ and ‘tuesday’ to my blacklist. This took the number of daily spam comments reaching Akismet down from 40+ to 4. Of course, after a while you can then remove words from the blacklist too.
You can get the original from the link above, or you can try the tweaked version from Stephen of More than Scratch The Surface.
Akismet: Yep, it comes with every installation of WordPress, but any spams getting through the first two will usually be caught here, so make sure it’s activated.
These three plugins took my daily spam moderation queue down from 400 to 3 or 4, most of which are human submitted rubbish. If I could wish anything for Christmas, it would be a painful death for all spammers…..
Any other complementary plugins available that are worth trying?
David has recently returned from a long break to find some tool has stolen his domain name by methods as yet unknown.
As a result, he’s got his blog back up at DavidAirey.co.uk, as it was the .com that was stolen.
So, if you’ve linked to David in the past, or have him in your blogroll etc. please change the .com link to point to the .co.uk one.
Spam Spam Spam Spam
In a year and three days. When you consider that I also employ two other plugins that catch spam before it reaches Akismet, the true total may be 5 times higher than that – all that bandwidth and time wasted.
I can’t believe that there’s so many morons in the world who actually click on some of this stuff either – I keep saying to myself that I’m going to make up a top 10 list of the most ridiculous spam comments I’ve ever received, but then I think life’s too short.
Spam. Do you want fries with that?
No, it’s not because of Googles insular approach to link leaving, but because of this:
Blogger Sucks
See the Blogger comment box? An unexpandable and unscrollable box where over half of the comment field is obscured, and you have to hope there’s no typos.
Is this happening to anyone else? It’s happened in the last week or so, with no obvious changes on my part. Really, I’m totally sick of Blogger right now, and my heart drops whenever I visit a new blog and find it’s hosted there – it’s getting to be such hard work to engage with the blogger, that I find myself moving on to a blog on a decent platform.
Blogger users: Sorry I’d love to comment, but it’s hard to write more than a one liner when you can’t see what you’re writing.
Birthday Cake
Birthday Cake by DeeM
Amazingly enough it’s been one year (yesterday in fact) since I started this blog. Although it never really did go completely as planned – I envisioned contributions from dozens of different bloggers, with a few regulars – I found enough to talk about myself, and for a while built up a little reputation.
Since going back to work, and the associated slowdown on the blog going back a couple of months, things have obviously quietened down, but it’s cool to see how many people do pop up when I get round to posting, and it’s certainly the cream of the commenters
So as you can see, I’ve implemented a few of the recent theme suggestions, thanks to K for the colours, and the pointers and/or past help from RT, Michael, Claire, Brown Baron and the continued visits from Webduck and Madhur whose blogs I don’t visit anything like enough.
I’d Just Like To Thank….
While we’re on the Oscar speech trip, other cool bloggers that I knew before they were famous
and who were far too generous with links and Stumbles etc. are Maki (I remember the Blogspot days!), David Airey and Andy Beard.
Bloggers who no longer seem to be with us (hopefully only in an internet sense) include Scott from the excellent, but short lived Savvy Affiliate, Matt , and the recently resurrected Brett at Monetize your blog – thought we’d lost you there!
Then there’s BlogAboutYourBlog where I used to, but just don’t have the time anymore
Carol who was one of my earliest supporters and contributers, Kai, and some of the new guys like Stephen and Rhys.
I apologise to all those I’ve forgotten, but I’d like to thank you all for coming – I still get a buzz out of comments all these months on – and I hope it will be worth you visiting for another year.
Hey, I’ve paid for the hosting, I may as well use it


The bane of every teenager’s life is the beginning of the High School years. Peer pressure coupled with added pressure to perform well for college scholarships create the perfect storm of frustration. Generally starting in the 9th grade high school lasts four years, of course some school districts break it up a little differently, starting high school in the 10th grade instead.